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Best of Facebook (the early days) – V. The Gmail

In: Mirth

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Jason

Every gmail email in existence seems to be taken… It’s like the Monthy Python cheese shop sketch

 

Ben

what about fyodorkafstoy@gmail.com ?? taken?

 

Jason

The only one that seems to be available is “eriuhurwsdghvdjjhujvcvvcsjcbdhvcdvbvbhbvdhhvbsdhcvvcjkbsajkadbjkb84865tr@gmail.com”

 

Justine

you should totally do it. and put it on your business card.

 

Jason

Don’t worry— I snagged it up fast!… Making business cards as we speak.

 

Matthew

iamgerarddepardieu@gmail.com. You’re welcome.

 

Jason

huh?

 

Sasha

ripvanwinkle

 

Jason

indeed. the good advice continues pouring in.

 

Natasha

stoptakingallniceandshortemails@gmail.com

 

Natasha

ohthisoneisareallygoodandshortandeasytoremembertoo@gmail.com

 

Jason

I think I’ve struck some strange universal nerve

 

Jason

everyone will be happy (or unhappy) to know that I have settled on “[redacted]@gmail.com” as an alternate email

 

Natasha

icouldn’tcomeupwithsomethingsmart@gmail.com

sorry, i will go back to work now.

 

Jason

okthankyouforyoursuggestionsiwilltrythemnexttimehavefunatwork@gmail.com

 

Sasha

that’s enough

 

Jason

I’ll be the judge of when it’s enough!… Okay. It’s enough.

 

Natasha

enough is enough or ya poidu v shtany kazhdomy iz vas!

 

Jason

Tol’ko etovo malo!

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A moneyless world…

In: Articles of Note

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daniel suelo

BBC World Service – Daniel Suelo: The Modern Caveman

He dines on road kill, blogs religiously, sleeps in a cave, and has lived for years without money.

 

Details – Meet the Man Who Lives on Zero Dollars

In Utah, a modern-day caveman has lived for the better part of a decade on zero dollars a day. People used to think he was crazy.

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Washing Machine for Pets

In: the Absurd, Endearing, & Startling

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iv.

In: Current Status

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Maturing like a fine wine

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We’re wimps compared to the apes

In: Articles of Note

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modern man a wimpModern man a wimp says anthropologist | Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) – Many prehistoric Australian aboriginals could have outrun world 100 and 200 meters record holder Usain Bolt in modern conditions. Some Tutsi men in Rwanda exceeded the current world. . .

 

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The Perils of Beauty

In: the Absurd, Endearing, & Startling

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From the 1999 infomercial with Linda Evans, this video demonstrates Rejuvenique, an electrical face mask that’s supposed to reduce wrinkles by “exercising” the face muscles…



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Best of Facebook (the early days) – III. En Fuego

In: Mirth

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Sasha posts:

When Bentsman is on fire, nobody can touch him

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  4. Best of Facebook (the early days) – VII. The Pet Peeve


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