A collection of most (?) of the snaggletoothed, ironic,
and silly quips I’ve posted on ‘social media’ over the
past year. They reflect the strange times we live in
(or maybe just the strange mind I live with)
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“Running streams, gushing springs, the falling rain, roaring torrents, the ceaseless motion of oceans and seas, the sound of the wind blowing, of leaves rustling, of insects chirping and birds singing. . . everything in nature is music. And from the dawn of time, it is this natural music that has awakened and sustained human beings’ feeling for music. It has prompted them to express themselves through an instrument or through song, to evoke the important moments of their life, to express their love, their joys and their sorrows. Through music they also convey their mystical aspirations, they sing in praise of the Creator, and when we listen to this music we feel it awakening in our soul the memory of a heavenly homeland, nostalgia for a lost paradise. The effect is immediate. We remember instantly that we come from heaven and that heaven is where we will return. And one day, when higher consciousness has awoken in human beings, when they develop the possibility of subtler perceptions, they will begin to hear the grand symphony sounding through space, since every created being, from the stones to the stars, emits vibrations that spread out as sound waves. And then they will understand just how bad Katy Perry’s music really is.”
This guy on the train is reading a book called “Retire Young Retire Rich” and uses
a yellow highlighter to underline things
—submitted by blog correspondent Sasha Vartelskaya
Nothing is certain.
via Facebook
—[post] Onion article:
“Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He’s Not A Festering Pile Of Shit”
—There needs to be a celebrity fundraiser to deport Donald Trump to Karachi. Pop stars can record a hit single (sung to the tune of We Are the World): “Deport Donald Trump… deport him to Karachi…”
—Or at least someone needs to order an injunction to keep a muzzle on him in public
—Since he seems to have a ubiquitous media monitoring network that tells him in real-time whenever anyone says or even thinks anything about him, I expect a highly biased and vitriolic response to these comments within the next five minutes
—”Donald Trump slams back at anonymous user’s Facebook posts”
Pretty good. But I prefer: “I Want to Put My Penis Inside Your Vagina, Woman” by Martin Ricky
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