A Treasury of Quips: Volume I

A collection of most (?) of the snaggletoothed, ironic, and silly quips I’ve posted on ‘social media’ over the past year. They reflect the strange times we live in (or maybe just the strange mind

Dybbuk Movement

Dybbuk Pride   #dybbuks     *   Dybbuks have feelings too   #dybbukpride     *    Dybbuks 4 Hire   dybbuks4hire.com Call Toll Free @ 1-800-4-DYBBUK   #dybbuks #dybbukrights #dybbukmovement

Music – the language of creation and its creatures

“Running streams, gushing springs, the falling rain, roaring torrents, the ceaseless motion of oceans and seas, the sound of the wind blowing, of leaves rustling, of insects chirping and birds singing. . . everything in

“Retire Young, Retire Rich”

This guy on the train is reading a book called “Retire Young Retire Rich” and uses a yellow highlighter to underline things          —submitted by blog correspondent Sasha Vartelskaya

On Certainty

Nothing is certain. 

Celebrity fundraiser to deport Donald Trump

via Facebook   —[post] Onion article:           “Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He’s Not A Festering Pile Of Shit”   —There needs to be a celebrity fundraiser to deport Donald Trump to

‘Tonight I’m Fucking You’ – Enrique Iglesias

Pretty good. But I prefer: “I Want to Put My Penis Inside Your Vagina, Woman” by Martin Ricky  

If 80% of success…

If 80% of success is just showing up, I must be really bad at the other 20%.

Code is NOT Poetry

Let me tell you… Code is a lot of things… but it is NOT poetry. Help!

“Bad Idea Jeans”

At once futuristic, philosophical, tragic, comic, and absurd… ‘So, I lost both my arms, and got these two experimental bionic ones. I’m excited to start driving again!’   Bad Idea Jeans   Bionic driver dies

Shrinking Condé Nast…

Not Cookie!! . . . I’m incredulous.   Shrinking Condé Nast — NY Times Condé Nast will close Gourmet magazine, a magazine of almost biblical status in the food world. Also being shut down are the Condé

I spent…

I spent twelve years in secret contemplation trying to breach the secrets of the Universe and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.