Note: Once upon a time there were more humor pieces on here. But, as I’ve discovered, in the contemporary publishing milieu, posting new items even on one’s own site actually disqualifies them from appearing elsewhere. (Whaa?) To ostensibly serve the wider hilarity, I’ve removed some very funny items I’d never submitted anywhere in order to do so. I leave you with this modest potpourri from the forgotten annuls of levity. 

 

 

 

Running Horse 237, Og – 2.5 / 4 ☆

                      Running Horse 237, Lascaux — Og   Og’s latest, Running Horse 237, is a far cry from his greatest works, such as Buffalo 12,

‘Ruin A First Date Using 4 Words’ Contest

  In early 2017 FWIW ran a contest on Facebook in a number of groups and threads to see who could come up with the funniest and most ridiculous 4 word phrases that would ruin

Trump Diplomacy

      America, look forward to 4 years of this:   – French? I’m great at French. I’m terrific. I speak the best French – Is that so? Would you speak some French for us– Let me tell

Introducing NAO

  Who is NAO?   NAO is a 58-cm tall humanoid robot. He is small, cute, and round. You can’t help but love him! NAO is intended to be a friendly companion around the house.

Want Ads: General Labor

Disheveled bachelor looking for an elderly charwoman to tend to his small domicile. Must be widowed or a spinster, able to mend socks, light oil lamps, cook bone broth, kvetch, and offer unsolicited, myopic, religiously-tainted

The Six Stages of Man’s Allure to Women

According to Leonard Cohen, there are six stages of a man’s allure to women as he ages: Irresistible. Resistible. Transparent.* Invisible. Repulsive. Cute. “A friend and I had a conversation about the stages a man goes through

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Stories trending right now on FWIW

Check out the hottest, most LOL, and OMG stories trending right now on For What It’s Worth — a literary site !        The Hottest and Fastest Rising Stories from FWIW       1    The

We built a Lemur Sanctuary and Steampunk Cafe out of reclaimed materials in the Ozarks for $450

  Me and my girlfriend Jenn in front of the finished sanctuary / cafe. Photo courtesy of NPR   My grandfather has 80 acres of property out in the Ozarks that have been sitting untouched for

Recent Cold Front

The recent cold front over the last several days has brought record low temperatures to much of North America, causing countless people to take to Facebook posting weather updates from phone weather Apps in awe,

Bedbugs For Sale

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    BAM And Then It Hits You Redux © 2013 For What It’s Worth – a literary blog

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Northeast record for longest held Netflix film

Apparently, I hold the Northeast record for the longest held Netflix movie: 2.5 years.   A 3.5 hour “potent drama that follows 14-year-old Hungarian Jew Gyuri Koves. After the Nazis take him into custody, Gyuri

Deleted Scene from Finding Forrester*

—It’s not your fault. —What? —It’s not your fault, Jemol. —What? What you talking about? —It’s not your fault. —Yo Mr. Forrester, why you being wack? —I’m not being “wack” Jemol… It’s not your fault!

Best of Facebook (the early days) – VIII. Vignettes

Michelle deleting pages from my dissertation causes me acute physical pain   Shawn [a nurse] I can manage that.   Michelle propofol, or a little dilaudid?   Jason That’s terrible. I feel for you. Those

Best of Facebook (the early days) – VII. The Pet Peeve

Jason pet peeve: The creepily subservient, alienating, and unhelpful ways in which large companies (banks, utilities, credit card, tech companies, etc) require their customer service people to speak. They sound like automatons, w/o intuitive conversational

Best of Facebook (the early days) – VI. The Dissertation

Michelle i will pay you 1 million dollars to finish my dissertation for me   Autumn At this rate, I might just have the time! Oh wait. I shouldn’t say that. A bunch of people

Best of Facebook (the early days) – V. The Gmail

Jason Every gmail email in existence seems to be taken… It’s like the Monthy Python cheese shop sketch   Ben what about fyodorkafstoy@gmail.com ?? taken?   Jason The only one that seems to be available

Best of Facebook (the early days) – IV. Repartee with Barry R.

Jason Cheese is the new meat   Jason Ketchup is “out” for 2010. You heard it here first, friends… I heard a little rumor that lentil soup is “in.”   Barry Lentil soup is enjoyable

Best of Facebook (the early days) – III. En Fuego

Sasha posts: When Bentsman is on fire, nobody can touch him

Best of Facebook (the early days) – II. Wall to Wall Action

i.   Jason is looking for some wall-to-wall action   Steven ‎’balls to the wall’   Jason Thanks. That hits the spot. Same time, same place next week.     ii.   Jason smells autumn

Best of Facebook (the early days) – I. Ribaldry with Michelle G.

i.   Jason: [status] Thinks facebook is jumping the shark   Michelle: Or . . . maybe the shark is jumping facebook?   Jason: You make a very good point. Never thought of it that

Geithner Urges Future Financial Reform

November 19, 2009, WASHINGTON — Congress must move quickly to create a “safer, more stable financial system,” Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner said Thursday, as lawmakers on both sides of Capitol Hill pressed forward with legislative

Oldest Instrument

SEPTEMBER 23, 1999 — Archaeologists in China have found what is believed to be the oldest still-playable musical instrument: a 19,000-year-old flute carved from the wing bone of a crane. When scientists from the United

Work at a Cafe

A party. Man 1. What do you do?  Man 2. I work at a café. Man 1. But what do you really do?  Man 2. What do you mean? Man 1. I mean, what is