Enough with the internet.
Cheese is the new meat
Cheese is a kind of meat
Smells autumn on the wind
Overwhelmed by an inundation of emails, long or short, pointed or pointless. How can one possibly respond mindfully to so many??… Soon will become a luddite.
All about casual living. Just sitting here on the deck in my leisure suit, margarita in hand, grilling up some veggie kabobs, listening to Jimmy Buffett and watching the boats go by.
Giving up my virginity, hope, and the ghost for Lent
Cumulatively debauched to the point of complete discombobulation
Giddy like a little schoolgirl
Slams, pounds, blasts, mocks, and trounces McPalin over lipstick comment
My clothes are all made by Balmain. And there are diamonds and pearls in my hair. Yes there are.
Commiserating with everyone who has not trodden the asphalt of the boulevards with varnished shoes
The last of the unicorns
A streetwise Hercules
Strong and fast, and fresh from the fight
Am
Talking like Marlena Dietrich and dancing like Zizi Jeanmaire
Maturing like a fine wine
Weaning myself off my dependence on foreign oil
Picking daisies
Gratifying myself sexually by reading Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason
